Situational Irony, Defined
Posted by Mrs Zeee on 09/12/2009
Situational irony defined in 10 of life’s most unexpectedly expected guarantees…
FF: You’re More Than Welcome…
Posted by Mrs Zeee on 08/21/2009
Have you ever been invited to go somewhere in this manner: “You’re more than welcome to come if you’d like..
STS: In-actions of the Lazy Folk
Posted by Mrs Zeee on 08/08/2009
Lazy folks and their respective in-actions drive me up a wall. This week’s STS topic is “6 things people do that you think are beyond lazy” and I am all too happy to partake in the exercise.
Here goes nothing, literally…
1) Lazy customer service people are unacceptable. And they are everywhere you go! Why don’t you [...]
FF: Long, Luscious…Fingers?
Posted by Mrs Zeee on 07/31/2009
It has become a pretty regular occurrence (like once a week as of late) that while rushing to put my makeup on in the morning, I miss the insert hole for the mascara wand and get black gook ALL OVER MY FINGERS. What the heck is wrong with me?
What happened to my dexterity? Gone to the dogs…
My Air Conditioner Makes Me Fat
Posted by Mrs Zeee on 07/24/2009
I come up with all sorts of excuses as to why I can’t lose weight but now I think I have finally found the reason why I am unable to shed the pounds: AIR CONDITIONING.
My air conditioner contributes to my weight gain because:
1) It regulates the temperature to just a touch above chilly — perfect [...]
5 Ways to Spoof A Nosy Neighbor
Posted by Mrs Zeee on 07/07/2009
Some of you may remember my rant about the nosy neighbors who are always watching us. Although I hate the feeling that somebody is watching me and although they continue to get on my nerves, there is not much I can do about it without destroying the “peace.”
But what if there were something that could be done?
True Story: No good deed goes unpunished
Posted by Mrs Zeee on 07/06/2009
Here is a classic example of the old adage “no good deed goes unpunished…”
So my friend and her young niece were at the grocery store last week when they found an envelope on the floor with $300 cash.
FF: Not that song again!
Posted by Mrs Zeee on 06/26/2009
Happy Friday -
For one brief instant I saw the sun and I thought, it’s gonna be a good day!
But how can I be so happy when everyone is so sad over the loss of Michael Jackson –
Here’ s the lemonade — they’re playing his music all over the radio and I’m lovin’ it.
So what’s so [...]
Swine Flu Parties…Seriously?
Posted by Mrs Zeee on 06/16/2009
So, my poor DH is laid up in bed for 2 days now with what we believe to be a pretty nasty stomach flu.
Of course, like the paranoid person I am, I immediately assume that he has H1N1 and begin scouring the web for symptoms, treatments, etc…
Then, I came across this page on the CDC [...]
FF: No complaints
Posted by Mrs Zeee on 06/12/2009
I can’t complain about the rain AGAIN or else this would be the 4th consecutive Friday that I have done so and I’ll start to get a bad reputation. And I can’t complain about the Fog because that comes along with the rain, and you already know my feelings about what fog does to my [...]
